Ghost Poll Boo-Hoo

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Just providing a poll on the silly poll.

Options mostly copied from comment #66 with some editing.

-March 4: Poll Closed, Results posted-

The original poll was sorta hilarious.
0 (0%)

As above, but the indignant response of the pollster to being Pharyngulized was actually funnier.
2 (4%)

As above, but his showing up to defend his actions here was funnier still.
21 (43%)

Seriously, people, once you imply in print you believe someone might actually have evidence their Auntie Flo is living on a cloud and playing a harp, anything else you do after that is really pretty much redundant, humour-wise.
21 (43%)

I refuse to waste my time on this, on the basis that I know perfectly well you'll just pick the answers you like anyway--feel free to stick an x wherever you were going to say I did anyway, however, on my behalf.
3 (6%)

I refuse to answer on the basis that I'm a resident of a swing state or a state with a tight congressional race, and if I get one more @#$^ing moron calling me with a push poll they'd like me to answer, I'm going to hunt down whoever ordered it and violate
1 (2%)